Hello you cheeky bunch. First of all, I hope all are well and are having a fantastic month. The Coca Cola advert is in full swing and the John Lewis advert has had me in tears, that can only mean one thing. Surely it isn’t nearly Christmas already? Here at Cheshire Companions we absolutely love Christmas and all that comes with it, but it seems to come around without warning every year! Buzzing around at night like little sexy elves really gets us in the Christmas spirit. So bring it on we say! This weeks blog is a little bit different to the usual, featuring a beautiful written piece kindly put together by one of our treasured clients, to show his appreciation for all that we do, and also something a little bit different and exciting! Over the next few weeks and into the new year i’m going to make it my mission to help you get to know our gorgeous ladies. I’ll do this by incorporating a ‘Let’s get to know’ section into the blog. Each time asking a couple of different ladies a few interesting questions, and then letting you know their answers! It’s a little bit of fun and I can’t wait to hear the answers myself! So check it out.
Now to look at this lovely letter which we recently received from one of our lovely treasured gents, it’s very thoughtful and kind, just like him!
“November 2017 – Karen, Geri, Bernadette & all.
Christmas is coming, the foose is getting fat.🍽
Please put a penny in the blind mans hat. 🎩
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do. 👛
If you haven’t got a ha’penny then god bless you. ⛅️
Who writes this nonsense? There isn’t a goose so it isn’t very fat and Lord only knows where the blind man came from or what kind of hat he wears. I rather like the idea of a god who blesses but i seriously doubt there is one. The only bit of this foolishness which can be given any credence whatsoever is that Christmas is coming.
As such it is time to turn my thoughts once more to the ladies of pleasure who work so hard, so diligently and so industriously to enable others to have a rare old time. For this alone you deserve thanks, but for doing it with charm and cheerful good humor you deserve more than that.”
Being on the receiving end of these charming and endearing letters is just delightful. Here at Cheshire Companions we know that Christmas is not just a time for presents but a time to be thankful for what we have, and appreciate all those close to us. So believe me when I say that we value each and every one of our lovely clients. And we will continue to do so all the way into 2018 and so on. So Mr X, thank you for your kind warm words, and to the rest of you, have a safe blessed run up to Christmas.
Exciting, I asked Layla and Samantha some questions that I thought were interesting and below are their answers. If you would like to book to see Sexy Samantha or Lovely Layla then call our reception team and ask about their availability!
Question 1. What job would you be terrible at?
Layla says: I would be terrible at being a travel agent. Or come to think of it, any job which is associated with geography, as up until last week I actually thought the Maldives was in spain!
Samantha says: My worst nightmare would be to have a job where I wasn’t the boss. 👌🏼
Question 2. What’s your favorite drink?
Layla says: Porn star Martini 🍸
Samantha says: Earle Gray with bergamot
Question 3. What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?
Layla says: I have been to America, but i’m a real home bird. I am never away for long!
Samantha says: 1364 miles
Question 4. What’s worth spending more on to get the best?
Layla says: I was taught to never buy cheap shoes or a cheap mattress, because if you’re not on your feet you’re in bed! 😉 (cheeky)
Samantha says: Food
Question 5. What is the most impressive thing you know how to do?
Layla says: I can actually bench press 60kg, which is more than most of the boys in the gym! 💪🏾
Samantha says: Triple tonguing (PUT THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS TO THE BACK OF YOUR MIND, she means the trumpet)
Question 6. As the only human left on Earth, what would you do?
Layla says: I never stop chatting, I’m such a people person. So this really would be my worst nightmare. I could talk a glass eye to sleep so in my own company I would probably errrr, sit and cry! 😂
Samantha says: I would definitely go exploring!
I hope you enjoyed this weeks cheeky little blog. Make sure you read next week for some more ‘Let’s get to know’. Should I change the questions, or keep them the same, and do you have any questions you’d like to ask? Let us know when you call to book!
Best wishes from Bernie and the rest of the cheeky 5team ❣️